Why I am a FANPERVert

It happens every once in a while. Someone emerges from the depth of the internet and starts ranting how bad Clojure is to newbies. He goes on to slap each and every Clojure toolsmith in the face: not a single of the major editor environments is able to evaluate a simple clojure file.

Obviously this is not true. But why don't you try to find out?